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“THE GIANT PANDA IS NOW VULNERABLE WE CAN’T PICK ON PANDAS ANYMORE”
2008 IUCN assessment (”Endangered”)*
estimated the population at 1000-2000 individuals, definitely <2500
<250 mature adults in each isolated population
“Until recently there has been a general population decline, although there is hope that this has been reversed by general habitat improvements — nevertheless, this remains an uncertainty.”
2016 IUCN assessment (”Vulnerable”)
estimated total population at 2060 individuals, ~1040 mature adults
<1000 mature adults in each isolated population (now that many of the 2008 subpopulations have merged)
“it is widely believed that the population has stabilized and has begun to increase in many parts of the range”
“Although the population is currently increasing, climate change is predicted to eliminate >35% of the Panda’s bamboo habitat in the next 80 years, and thus the Panda population is projected to decline”
“The Giant Panda will remain a conservation-dependent species for the foreseeable future.”
Summary: I’ll give up my panda-conservation-hate when you pry it from my COLD, DEAD HANDS.
Real talk: as I see it, this assessment will either a) result in a “WE DID IT, WE’RE DONE HERE” mentality that will ultimately lead to their extinction, or b) change nothing, and pandas will continue to be the face of a conservation standard that absorbs ludicrous amounts of money for painfully incremental progress like some kind of demonic portal to the charismatic megafaunal void realm
*2008 IUCN assessment can be downloaded from the 2016 assessment page
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