When it comes down to it, basically, in a roundabout way, Canada definitely invented birds so you’re welcome.
Read moreBird Breath
It’s all very complicated and ridiculous, as is expected from birds.
Read moreMammals Are Over
Rats, dogs, cats, rabbits, weasels - you name it, we ruined everything with it.
Read moreNature's Drunks
Birds can and have been observed getting totally sauced on various delicious fermented fruits.
Read moreHumans Are Bad Eatin'
We have the audacity to cover most of our vulnerable points with stuff, and we’ve built these extremely non-bird-friendly zones in which we like to live. How unconscionably rude of us, amirite?
Read morePenguins Are An Affront To Science
Poor Levick was traumatized, and decided that signing up for several world wars sounded way better than being a zoologist anymore.
Read moreThe Rare and Majestic Red Junglefowl
“OH, YOU’RE A FUNNY ONE,” you might say. “PLEASE. THOSE ARE JUST THE BORING, REGULAR KIND OF CHICKENS, YOU JOKESTER” And you’d be so wrong! But also right, I guess? Anyway.
Read moreThe Dark Wizardry of Albatrosses
Albatrosses use a method called dynamic soaring, which basically means they use their [dark wizard powers] hypersensitivity to the air patterns around them to hack fluid dynamics.
Read morePotoos Are Weird For A Reason
Ah yes, the most Yikes of all birds, the Potoo.
Read moreCrows VS Ravens
A murder of unkindnesses.
Read moreMob Mentality
Prey species will try to drive a predator away with lots of screaming and bullying.
Read moreThat Good, Good Head Tilt
SIZE MATTERS
Read moreHow To Birdproof Your House (For Real)
Your house functions essentially like some kind of nightmarish mirror-maze right out of an avian version of the Saw movies.
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